shit that makes me uncomfortable

the fact that i have a blog, watching awkward people flirt, people who still do those fake air punch things to other peoples faces, the words moist, bosom, and crotch, high fives (low fives are great!), limp handshakes, girls standing on skateboards for the first time, islam, drag queens, tattoos of clothing brands, injuries that may lead to tetanus, boys who wear necklaces, when people ask what my tattoos mean, eating in restaurants, saying latte and frappuccino and grande, christianity, the taste of orange juice after brushing your teeth in the mornings, hugging when one person is sitting and the other is standing, accidentally swearing around elderly women, the idea of people i know actually reading this stuff (and so much more)