and through the awkward silence,
that generally arises from five guys standing side by side
with dicks out,
someone hums a bit and asks
"Whats new?"
The guy third from the end,
who looks sort of like a young Paul Newman
pipes up nice and loud and says
"Kurt Cobain's music was shit,
and suicide's for pussies anyways.
The Beatles were always mainstream
and you can't create peace by lying in a bed and growing a beard
so fuck you John Lennon.
The Suicide Girls are destroying the tattoo community,
and their just as skanky as any other softcore porn.
Finding a pair of skinny jeans
that are perfectly in between emo tight and baggy as fuck
is nearly impossible but can be done,
and if you can't see how awesome life can be
if you put in just a little effort,
then your fucking retarded!
Oops, I dribbled on my pant leg."
A roar of laughter ensued,
and I knew it was going to be a good night.
